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At the start of the season, I would post the ’90s 49ers logo whenever San Francisco lost a game under .500 as a joke. Unfortunately, the Niners sank into the basement and it wasn’t funny anymore.

We may not have flying cars, but water cooler technology has advanced in the 21st century. Many bottles have no-spill caps that open only when they're placed on top of the water cooler.
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People usually use their birth year in usernames. That would make Ms. Kendrick … 69?

If we're talking about "Example Short 23.976," it's still on Netflix. This is the one that shows the playback bitrate and screen resolution.
www.netflix.com/title/70136…

Yes, that was the explanation.

Did Homer ever sell the Denver Broncos? Sure, it was a lousy buy in 1996, but it might be worth a little bit more today after three Super Bowl wins.

On the other hand, we have the greatest review of Fieri's Times Square restaurant…

That would appear to be a trait shared with Scully's mentor, Red Barber. In the biography "Tuesdays with Red," he recounted his call of the "Shot Heard Round the World." While Russ Hodges' excited call of Bobby Thompson's home run for the New York Giants is the one that is best remembered today, Barber said he favored

Is this burger chain really trying to be the very best, like no one ever was? To eat those burgers would be my real test.

It was probably impolite, but I recently told a real comedian that "At least (he's) not phoning it in like Adam Sandler."

If you would like to pay $4/mo., the comedy oriented site Seeso is streaming five seasons of "Kids in the Hall" and a whole bunch of other classics (30 Rock, Monty Python, Fry and Laurie, Saved by the Bell…). It's intriguing, but I'm not inclined to sign up for another subscription service right now.

Definitely an upvote for El Yucateco reference. My go-to salsa is Tapatio, as I find the original Cholula to be relatively tame and flavorless. However, I love the habanero rojo El Yucateco at a restaurant and should just buy some for home.
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"We elected the wrong Carter."

Well, if that's not up your alley, SNL aired the hologram singer sketch in the same episode. It's basically the same thing, but with fake holograms of bad old-time singer impersonations poorly singing/referencing modern songs.

Aside from the flashbacks, it was a total bottle episode. I was irked because I watched the introduction and thought, "Uh, I wonder if the Time Masters are in league with Savage," only to watch it unfold in a fairly predictable fashion.

Man, did someone break your watch? ;) I get that it's not for everyone and a lot of the humor relies on sight gags, notably the entire chase sequence at the end of the film.