They probably saw that Terry was skating up to the front offering 5 dollar handjobs and they got the fuck out of there.

EARS

filed to: who’s a good boy

Nothing has ever lifted my spirits as much as “at least you didn’t move to Naperville.” Though I think Schaumburg might be worse.

It’s been almkst a year since my Chilli dog, our golden retreiver, died. She was litterally the perfect dog. We got her as a puppy after I badgered my parents for years. She was so happy and good natured. I loved taking her to the barn with me and watching her roll in horse poo and mud. She let me drss her up, put…

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who felt like they heard Papa Don’t Preach in this.

That was me. I couldn’t figure out the right tune, and ended up listening to Where’s the Party on youtube last night thinking it was that one. Then this morning it hit me.

Gaga has practically built her career by lifting from Madonna

I listened to this last night and it was so 80's I woke up this morning humming Papa Don’t Preach.

Re: “Moderately sexy baby”

man I wish my coworker wasnt so goth she would murder me for playing this at work today lol. guess i’ll have to wait til I go home tonight

Gaga was like a black hole sucking the energy out of every scene in AHS: Hotel.

It’s likely to be fairly comedic...unintentionally.

I have anxiety already thinking about how grating her eventual pole dance for this movie will be. And the speeches should she win...blech. People who thought Anne Hathaway was annoying during her Oscar push? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Hot mess was the phrase that sprung into my mind too. Bradley Cooper has reached late-stage fame: enough juice to get his vanity project made, but once it bombs, his star will fade. (I don’t say this because I think he deserves it, it’s just a well-established pattern.)

Likelihood of being an insufferable, self-important hot mess: 100%. Likelihood of Gaga getting a Golden Globe nom regardless: 100%.

The promo pic looks like a Party City flyer.

Can you not?

They do it on Fox and no one challenges them.