And by Trojan, the official lamb’s intestine contraceptive sponsor of the Silver Bullet Pony Express.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

This is correct. Never send unsolicited dick pics! You never know how many people the recipient may show your dick pic to and laugh.

No, this story is about the fact that you are actively misrepresenting what happened, and perpetuating a narrative that has been discredited. It is NOT about uncovering the truth of what happened.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Quite! I managed to be sexually assaulted exclusively NOT in bathrooms! But strangely, if someone really did want to, I don’t think a law saying “you can’t go in this bathroom” would stop them. After all, the one saying “you can’t rape people” didn’t bother them much.

You fool. Real ladies do not poop. They don’t even perspire. True conservative ladies who support their husbands by working in the home and wearing twinsets have no bodily functions.

Women don’t poop; it’s a filthy liberal lie.

🎤you bet your life she is, you bet your liiiiiife🎤

In the still she looks like she and Donald Trump share a tanning salon. But we all know they’d never share.

The color balance in that video preview is abusive.

Of course, Gaga probably thought it was an homage and not a call out that the songs fit together so suspiciously well and probably figures the “She’s not me” had nothing to do with her.

Good artists copy, great artists steal, QUEENS steal back.

Whew! Good for her. That means she can still get work for four more years in Hollywood.

I never saw Brown Bunny but I liked her in The Last Days of Disco and Big Love. I’m mostly indifferent to her. These, however, I love. Even more than toe-Ast.

Reputable sources have confirmed that Behar will play Stevie Wonder in the new Dionne Warwick movie.

Tell Margot I said hi.

It’s Beyonce isn’t it.

Did we ever decide how old Beyonce is? I know there was a lot of speculation that she’s closer to 40 than 30.