Hm. Or maybe you’re just a size queen, and evidently can’t seem to accept that a) not everyone that has sex with penises needs one that’s huge and b) shaming men for penis size is the same kind of body snark that this very website is a huge champion against. There’s nothing wrong with having preferences for sex,…

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had to tell a man, “why don’t you sit over there. I’d prefer that.”

Oh wow. I grew up not far from Willow Creek, in Arlington Heights, and was always equally terrified and fascinated by that place. For those of us that weren’t part of it and never directly knew anyone that was a member it was a cultish megaplex. We didn’t know if it was just a giant church complex or a compound…

our strength will lie both in our numbers and our ability to show these Trump supporters a higher class of behavior. We do not condone and will condemn any physical contact with supporters attending the rally; please keep your hands and items to yourself.

That little fucker never moved on its own.

It’ll be the new thing he uses for scale in his dick pics.

Strong troll game but he does deserve points off for not working in the word “sheeple”.

He’s returning from Africa to reclaim his place in the company, though his late father’s partners thought he was dead and don’t want to hand him the reins.

I mean Bowie wasn’t exactly an exceptional vocalist himself; that wasn’t the point.

The fact that she likes herself a glass of whiskey gives me hope for my longevity.

Thanks. He was such a sweetheart. Quirky as all hell but a real sweetheart.

Thank you. He was such a sweetheart.

Thanks. It’s unfortunately the right decision to make but it’s so freaking hard nonetheless. We delayed taking him to the vet a day or two when we knew where it was going because we knew what the vet was gonna say and we just couldn’t face it. But we held him through both shots, til he stopped breathing, and then a…

Thanks. It’s so fucking hard. I lost my grandma as well a little under a year ago and honestly losing him hurt just as much. Much love and strength to you in dealing with your guy.

If your partner already fears the worst, fess up. You’ll cause them way more psychological anguish by denying that it happened. There’s nothing more tormenting that knowing something in your gut, but having your lover repeatedly deny it.

Loving all the equally hottest dogs in the comments here. This is my Mr. Rudy. He unfortunately is no longer a part of this world as of a couple weeks ago. :’(((

ETA: in Sade (Philosophy in the Bedroom), there’s a scene in which a young servant girl is, well, rimmed by the aristocrat who remarks something like “dammit, I was hoping she hadn’t washed.”

Macklemore is very much a 2016 Tripping Daisy

good God, Lisa Bonet just gets more stunning every day.

Yep. Most of my childhood memories are tainted by the faint smell of stale potpourri and that chemically-flowery glade aerosol air freshener.