When I am old and gnarled, sitting in my rocking chair on the veranda, watching the grandchildren flit and mill like mayflies in the early summer twilight, and then watch one of them break off from the group - Twyla, perhaps, or Gawain - come over to me and ask me to tell again the story of how I got my funny-finger,…

This will be all of you if you keep playing this abomination lol

pssssst it’s a joke

Just in time for no one to care!

It’s a me! Meh-rio!

I’m a huge, flaming progressive, but the way most progressives handle comedy is embarrassing. Case in point, the entire article above.

Judging by what I read here and related blogs, the only comedy most of them enjoy anymore are various forms of “Donald Trump is orange” jokes.

I don’t agree entirely with that article, but for me, it’s more like there that Colleen is treated as not being from one specific culture, but a mix—she’s expected to speak Mandarin by Danny when he hears her name, but prefers English and Japanese, she practices a Chinese martial art, but wields a Japanese weapon. And…

Ill survive... Its your virtue signaling that ain’t a good look

I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Climate change may be contributing to the amount of territory that can be set ablaze—but we’re the ones starting the fires.

That one was a direct lift, intentional or not. Christ, even a local radio DJ said it sounded like I Won’t Back Down played during a church mass.

Read the very first sentence of this article.

It’s well over 40 minutes past midnight here in Manila, and I am smiling because of this. I’ve seen here that the worst people have inavertedly revealed the best in others, and for that, I am happy.

D.B. Pooper

Okay, for me, Lion King, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin are all top 1-4, and readily exchange places with each other depending on the day and mood. I am fine with your ranking, and I would also rank them differently, and as long as those 4 are the top 4, I think that is the objectively correct…

In his 13 year career with the Bulls, Jordan played a total of 35,887 minutes. In a 14 year career, LeBron has played 40,844.

how am i supposed to get a selfie of me pretending to enjoy the Cavs game if Lebron isn’t playing!

No, he just needed to take almost two full seasons off mid-career.