- A grown-up who calls himself Billy.

“These people have awful names.”

“I feared that some acquaintance would see me, interrogate me and never think the same of me again.”

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

....said the losing team after every one-goal match ever played in history.

triggered

Coming from Dota blah blah blaaaah, this is insane to me.

Coming as a DOTA player this seems ridiculous to me but I’m going to assume LoL has much more strict set roles than DOTA does? It’s not that uncommon to leave your safelaner (Marksman in this case I guess) 1v2 in certain situations if you’re a roaming support or you’re going to pull a camp or something. Having strict…

I wanted to see more so I bought a 3DS and played Awakening.

Winning “Double Dare” or “GUTS” would have been the tops, I’d have been rolling in some fuckin’ sweet LA Gear shoes for the duration of my adolescence (which, coincidentally would have made me a little shit)

Don’t want to be stream sniped? Change your delay time to 5+ mins while playing competitive. Sure this creates a challenge in interacting with fans, but not an overcomeable one, and — come on — if prizes are on the line, players need to prioritize.

But the Toyota didn’t cut the cop off, the Toyota was traveling the same speed and attempting to merge into the lane because as I mentioned there appears to be a left lane exit or split coming up.

my thoughts exactly, that suv merged, signalled into the middle lane, and then signalled to the left lane, that cop could have, but didn’t want to let him in, and was pissed off that the suv added 5 seconds to his trip back to the station.

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

“A colony of Africanized bees had taken up residence inside the vehicle[..]”

How many times was he stung?

You were never told that, because you’re a fucking dickless clown.

I’m tired of being stalked, honestly. I look like 30 out of 36 of those guys. But my generic white male brown haired self is only like 5% of the worlds population. So why do all artists and designers spend all day everyday endlessly drawing me? Its effing creepy.

What even was that?

This may be the worst Kinja ever.