People play Zelda for a compelling or coherent story? That’s new.

Didn’t Carson Palmer do something similar a few years ago?

K

I guess you can win after all.

You guys are such snowflakes. It’s adorable.

I agree that the way to bring in new players and to keep old ones is to keep the game fresh by changing it, but I don’t see how making it easy for people to get loot boxes in custom games is necessarily an effective way at achieving this.

Why do you need a reward for playing a game? I thought games were rewarding to play in and of themselves. I don’t remember being given anything of monetary value simply for sinking 100+ hours into the Ocarina of Time or for having all night Smash marathons with my friends.

Nah, but fuck your nebulous conception of what the male Gizmodo writers should be posting.

STOP MAKING FUN OF US

Your opinion is a fucking joke.

Players should be able to have both exp/loot and play with a large group of friends.

Kinda like how all Gizmodo media sites have both satirical and informative pieces? Christ, you girls are on one today.

Gawd

Would have been a bad call given how far away he was and because he had no effect on the play.

*fart noise*

No, YOU’RE crying...

I agree completely, but the responses I got when I said something similar yesterday was “people are just going to stop playing custom games,” which I disagree with because other games have custom modes that don’t incentivize people to play.

This is going to do nothing but make people be a bit more creative in their exploiting. Last stage of the escalation plan seems inevitable.

Umm, did you forget the lawsuit where Blizzard tried to prevent Valve from using the DOTA name?

I took Patrick Goodman’s class on Wills and Trusts!!!!!!!!!!!!