I use a washcloth to exfoliate every few days, but here’s the thing: I, too, think washcloths that stay in the shower are gross. They instantly smell. So I buy a shitload of cheap washcloths every so often when they go on sale at Target or wherever, in those packs of like 10. They’re not high quality, but I actually…

One of my favourite quotes about that is from Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (loosely translated): “When you do something for the first time, it’s always good to have an expert on site to minimize the chance of accidents.” Said very deadpan by the elderly Ibrahim after a young Momo confesses to him that he…

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Can we talk about Tyler Hoechlin in costume on the set of Supergirl tho?

I hate that the AP article headline calls him a “family man.”

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Someone should pull and emperor Theodosius and close this pagan festival down.

Olympic fever. Catch it!

I must confess, and I feel kind of terrible about it but back when I was aircrew in the military we’d stop off at Bangor, Maine to refuel. Usually one guy would sprint to the loaner truck they kept at the runway and zip down to a local seafood place that kept fresh caught live lobster. He’d have an order from the…

Quality control issues happen at all price points.

My concern... either they had some incredible phone plan that didn’t have roaming charges for data, or their company started charging them five bucks per second of internet without a warning!

Word.

I went to one of these shows last year. The show was supposed to start at 8. We didn’t see a single dude until nearly 10:30. I’m pretty sure this was intentional, because it meant the crazy drunk women in the audience had nothing to do for hours except drink.. And drink. And drink more. By the time the show finally…

So much thrusting.

Yep. And to be honest, the absolute minimum the country should offer Boris Johnson in return for his good works is a surround bollocking in public every Friday morning until hell freezes over.

Ugh, why do English people have to be so smart and sensible? Look at this shapeless man with a golden shitstained rug on his head, promising things he can’t give (with classist and racist undertones), but ultimately deciding that it would be the greatest humiliation and dumpster fire to actually run for highest…

Well I personally do prefer bearded men. But our culture doesn’t fetishize boyhood the way it does girlhood so, false equivalence. The roots of men shaving their faces are military, not sexual, even if some women do happen to enjoy it.

I like searching SoundCloud for house mixes. Green Velvet does 30 minute mixes every week or so that are good. I usually listen to one or two of those while on the treadmill or bike or while running. Honey Soundsystem, The Bunker NY, Boiler Room, The Black Madonna, etc, all have good mixes that are like, 45 min to an…