Maroon 5 sucks, their music is pointless, Adam Levine’s face is weird, and the musical tastes of young people are horrible if this is the most popular musical entity of the 3rd millenium to date.

She bought it.  And then put it on.

She briefly considered buying some oregano in 2007 but decided against her food coming off as “too ethnic”. 

My absolute favorites are the ‘professionals’ who, when asked why there are no seasonings in or on the food, say stupid shit like “I didn’t want to take away from the natural flavors of the main ingredients.”

Anna’s seasoning rack was unavailable for comment.

This is one of those haircuts you get when you don’t want to look threatening to older white people (like your white girlfriend’s parents).

Also just very strange to be so offended to hear the word “sex” and then proceed to scream it?

I just CANNOT understand how White People feel they can just speak like that to people. I mean EVERY. TIME. this happens I’m confused. How in 2018 ESPECIALLY with the call outs that have happened they STILL think they can do this.

Impugning the good name of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. 

What? He was a racist, slave trader, and leader of the KKK? I had NO idea!

At this point I assume theres some sort of secret white people fantasy league where points are earned by how much attention you can generate for calling the pork chop patrol on black people for frivolous shit

Langley Park? The victim probably was a Salvadoran immigrant so Macklin thought he’d get away with it no problem.

When Batman sat on Metron’s chair, it told him there were three Jokers.

It’s wrong to hit people but I wouldn’t be upset if his face fell into her fist.

I am screaming watching that first one. lol

That may have been the most inept quarterback decision I’ve seen in the NFL.

So we’re not allowed to have a bad day, not allowed to be inside our own thoughts, not allowed to mull over things seriously. Fuck this. I supposed everyone has to walk across campus like this to make their asses feel safe:

Brandishing, in fact, is a crime in almost every state, and a felony in most.

YAY, CONGRATULATIONS! I’ll keep my internet fingers crossed for you. :-))

All these onions materialised in my study as I watched the video.