Well... until you actually take five seconds to think about it, and realize that as a first lady to a former president you get a Secret Service detail for life... and you spend your time after the White House in New York... that yeah, it’s actually not all that unusual to probably not drive at all for two decades.

Maybe I’m a heartless bitch but I don’t understand why couples freak out about sitting next to each other. When my boyfriend and I fly, we get to our seats, immediately put on headphones, and close our eyes. I don’t need to be next to him, I spend plenty of time with him in day to day life.

To the idiot in the grays (there’s only one currently).

I wonder if they know that Montana is literally Spanish for mountain.

Having been one of those three Hispanics that lived in Montana I can vouch for the accuracy of this statement. Oh and two of us lived in Bozeman and the other lived in Billings, so basically nowhere near Great Falls and these concerned Americans. Sounds like they’ve been talking to a relative of mine who, no lie,…

I love these plans black folks have, wherein they present identification, social security numbers, addressess and are coming fresh from their 9-5 who decide to rob Chad and Becky for a couple of iPhones in the middle of the goddamn day.

“Harley customers are not happy with their move - sales are down 7% in 2017.”

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

I know that it is picking at nits in the middle of an apocalypse, but what the fuck is it about Trump and his, “our warmest, best wishes”?.

Of course it’s on Messi’s person. It’s not like his teammates are gonna carry anything.

There is nothing more Spurs than Son Heung Min leading his team to the necessary 2-0 victory over Germany and still getting knocked out of the tournament.

FTFY: Ramzan Kadyrov looks like every white person’s fuck-up cousin who left his fourth college at age 26 and started doing l̶a̶n̶d̶s̶c̶a̶p̶i̶n̶g̶  heroin. 

geez why even be like that. stale american take. tougher sport than you seem to realize. a red card would have been ridiculous youre right about that. the calls have been fairly open lot of contact allowed playing around the ball. theyre not calling a basketball game or anything, and theyre not likely to end up a…

That’s true of a lot of dipshits on the far right.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Yeah... no.

Thank you for supplying the apologists for this administration more talking points to twist into their own narrative. Whether previous administrations set up the conditions for the current “zero tolerance” policy to be enacted, it is a distant second to the fact that this administration enacted this terrible policy,…

Before we get into the whole “ugh, soccer is the worrrrst!,” just know that fucking everybody hates Pepe.

technically its an incel phone

Oh good this guy made it.