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“A LeBron/Kawhi/PG Big Three makes the Lakers as good as anyone else in the NBA”

“he once threw his spit onto Sergio Ramos(yes, he spit into his hand then threw it at another human being—twice)“

Why do witches float? they are made of wood! What also floats? A duck!

Idk man, I think graffiti makes a city cooler. You would hate Barcelona.

I heard from Mad Dog that Dennis Rodman believes that Lebron will play for the Pyongyang Rice Grains next season.

Nick Young: 1 title

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that wear crosses..... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Y’know Lebron hasn’t owned or been GM for a team that has made the playoffs either. He has gone 6-0 in NBA championships. To be honest, I’m not sure what your point is.

Dwayne Wade is a first ballot hall of famer...

Obviously Chelsea have been awful this season, but they were still in the running for UCL until the last day. How far behind Spurs and Liverpool can they be if they had an undeniably awful campaign after spending far less (net spending) and STILL almost made UCL. I expect they’ll overcompensate for last summer’s awful…

I spy J. Cole

Interesting interpretation. I heard a similar version from my youth leader when I was in high school, but with a key difference. In towns there was an entrance for humans and there was an entrance for livestock and the latter was referred to as ‘the eye of the needle’. The eye of the needle was smaller than the camel,…

You could work for Last Week Tonight

Just you wait. Frank Kaminsky is one Dwight Howard away from starting and when he gets 28 minutes a night, he’s going to score a lot. Also, Frank Kaminsky is a dark horse defensive player of the year candidate when he’s not hurt.

He’s the other one in the photo, I believe the man on the left is none other than Maradona.

Waiting impatiently for Tucker Carlson to be accused

Dude, from a panthers fan, probably not a great alternative. Jerry Richardson is the only owner who might be even more of a plantation owner than Jerry Jones.

Irish fans are the most fun wherever they are. The world cup will be more fun with them. Also, fuck Thierry Henry.

So the SLFCO has hired a cat lawyer. I think it’s time for the Cardinals to bring in an expert in bird law.