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If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

she’s cool with it tho

Those woofles are extremely snuggable and cute, that’s my only takeaway here, really.

Um the dogs who are sitting on the flag are some good looking pooches. If anything, the flag should be honored to have such fluffy butts placed upon it.

I know you’re leftist as all get out (which I respect) so you’ll probably disagree, but honestly what we’re going to get is basically just Obama 2.0, except her pet cause will be women’s issues instead of racial justice.

Who wants to WATCH A VIDEO just to SEE A PIC

From regret. Seriously. Some women who had abortions later said they regretted them, and therefore, no other women should be allowed to make choices because there is a possibility that they, too, will regret them.

“a big win for abortion advocates and truly a loss for those of us who saw the law as something meant to protect women.”

“It’s lonely over here in the pro-life camp,” Kristan Hawkins, president of Students for Life of America”

I’m sold!

You are probably a sad person and are clearly a turd, but I think what’s most pathetic is that you were trying to be clever and all you offered up instead was an incorrect, irrelevant, flaccid little attempt at a burn. Do better in life.

Totally. Like “You’re an Asshole” is a metaphor for what you are because when you type you are basically spewing hot shit onto the keyboard.

“it’s more often than not meant in a sexually demeaning way”

Yep, leave it to a “Mr. Niceguy” to not understand that using rape as a metaphor (for a negotiated trade deal, no less) is dismissive to victims of sexual assault, and to call Joanna “Rapekopf.”

Heathers!

I genuinely laughed out loud at that quote. He doesn’t even realize that the cry baby culture he’s talking about is literally himself and all the other men who can’t deal with a job title unless is quite literally has the word MAN. Maybe he would prefer if we called it the crymen culture?

“But on the other, it’s a direct reflection on society’s crybaby political correctness.”

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )