Always thought Batali looked greasy as fuck.  The Crocs just add to the ick factor.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I LOVE IT. And I need to know what lipstick she’s wearing ASAP.

Because her last name is Shannon and not Muhammad.

Like, has that been proven? Scientifically? I don’t think so. I am also just an internet person. But I am a attentive person, and I notice a distinct cognitive dissonance here.

Aside from the obvious transphobia, why hasn’t there been an issue made of her filming someone in the bathroom without their consent?

It’s a helluva filibuster.

Uhhh...she’s a double-amputee from her service in Iraq. Pretty sure popping out kids is easy-peasy for her. If you’re saying she didn’t care about mommy problems before she became one, does anyone?

Gotta think she’d be better off in a hospital or at home with a midwife, but if she wants to give birth birth right on the Senate floor, who am I to stop her?

I can’t imagine anyone having sex with this man willingly.

Yeah, cool it you street artist person. Not because Streep is who she is, but because... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW, she knew? Streep explained herself quite well, and I believe her.

I would say that you don’t need to be in combat operations to experience PTSD. That being said, whatever his diagnosis was, it doesn’t excuse abusing others. His mother is a disgusting enabler, and he needs to be in prison.

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

She hath traveled beyond the veil, he hath traveled after her. Her earth-bound shell preserved for all time in it’s dank cell. His lifeless frame will eternally molder mere steps away.

TamTams, where is your poetic soul? Your ethereal warp and weft through the strings that symbolically bind us all regardless of time and space? Your gaze upon distant shores in which the first love that stirred your heart is ever vivified in simmering embers? Your most lucid dreams that spirit you to the fourth…

You know who else didn’t want to be President? Bernie Sanders. Yet he ran anyway because a bird landed on his podium and he thought it was an omen, but he had birdseed in his pockets the whole time to feed the pigeons. Pigeons, man, who feeds fucking pigeons?

So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.