A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

This is a great article that applies to mostly everyone. Every now and then I think about all the regrets in my life. Making choices based on emotions has screwed me over the most. In the end, you gotta be selfish sometimes and take care of number one.

It’s been a political open season on Hillary for decades. Look for a lot of Obama Derangement Syndrome transference in the endless months before the election. It already seems like we’ve been trapped in the longest primary season ever for a year. Has it been a year? It seems like forever since Trump has shown up with…

A few days ago, I stumbled across the Berniebro article on the Atlantic. It was a joke article, but basically it painted this rare Bernie supporter as a young white middle class male. And of course, one of the first comments says that the article painted a stereotype and that it “implied that white, middle class,…

It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

a wild creature like this one could easily cause someone to lose a limb.

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

More snow then, please

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Bitches gets shit done.

Whether she’s saying this about diversity or women, it smacks of privilege. Especially from a person who was born into that industry with family connections and flourishes still because of them. It’s certainly not her acting and I’m a fan of hers. Her best acting was in Panic Room, when she confused the audience who…

Off topic: DUDE YOU DO NOT HAVE BANGS. Accept it.

Sing it with me now...

Not to mention, inspire at least one person to violence resulting in a terrorist act which killed people.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean sure-we all get a little upset when down graded. I get that it’s really hard for her to be moved from the best seat to the second best. But it IS hard to sympathize with her as when I’m downgraded from MY seat, I have to hang on to the wing, screaming, like some sort of nightmare at 20 thousand feet.

He once picked up a stray kitten and cuddled it...TO DEATH.