Think of everything we've done to all of her ancestors.

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

They should have let him wear it and had his seatmate wear this

Hey James Brady I'm a feminist and I ADORE getting hysterical. I realize you're dead but suck it anyways.

fucking heart breaking. Can we not just use this as a knee jerk response to pile on with the anti Islam comments and maybe take our cue from what the women who actually live in this country have to say about what the problem is?

I assume her real name is Virginia Ellisor, because this Facebook page pretty much matches up. Love the Jan 4 2014 post about how Obama isn't really the president, so all his appointments are null and void.

OK, sorry: How he is awful and yet also totally doable.

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

there is nothing in this world cooler than a high-stakes jewelry heist.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

It is indeed fucking ugly. And in the meantime, LLAMAS motherfuckers. LLAMAS.

Who in the eff thought this was a good idea? Awful.

Oh beatnik girl! Teach me how to do your eyes!!!!!

Naturally the girl at the start looks completely modern, but by the end looks like she could be attending Eisenhower's inauguration.

Okay, let me get slightly personal here: There was a period in my life when right after I graduated and my student insurance lapsed but before my job insurance kicked in. To keep getting my BC pills, I had to go to a Planned Parenthood. Now, I am a progressive Christian. I don't like the idea of abortion for me (I…

that would've saved the world a lot of trouble, methinks.

Both versions are beautiful. But ultimately I'd have to go with beatnik Sophia Loren.

Really, congratulations to these brave Floridians, courageously disproving the stereotype that the homosexual community has better taste than us heteros.

After the naked stupidity of the bill caused a bit of a blacklash, Fisher said he'll "pull back" the bill and re-write it...

The Atlantic has a fascinating piece on how rust is rotting the country's infrastructure