I'm rather surprised that it was only gay male hands that were considered slutty, but lesbian hands are apparently totally fine.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Yeah....working...

I don't know but it really made me laugh.

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

Yes! My husband has a theory, and I think he is right. That Megan Kelley moments are a "plant" to get women to watch FOX and that in the next couple of years, due to demographics shifts, FOX is setting itself up to be progressive. Sounds crazy but that whole Megan Kelley crap seems weird.

Team No One FTW!

Removed because double post.

Someone I know described Benedict Cumberbatch as "the middle stage on an animorph cover"

GUARD YOUR DICKS...THE GYNOCRACY IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry. This is old but this was the only appropriate response.

Does USA Today Have a Women Problem?

You do know that if sea levels rise, it would wipe out most of the city... Also, you are close to Mt. Rainier which is a giant volcanic mountain that could blow at any time like it's neighbor did(Mt. St. Helens). It is supposedly due for a large earthquake. A lot of the fresh water for the city comes from the…

He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman.

I believe you Nafissatou Diallo.

You can tell the difference between a naked prostitute and a naked woman because the prostitute will sleep with you. BOOM, DOMINQUE. BOOM.