It’s a legitimate medical condition that more people should be aware of. It’s not like I sent you to look for photos of penile degloving. (Google it.)

If only oppression weren’t so pretty, right?

Yeah, I’m not exactly burning up in a jealous rage over here.

You have excellent taste in dream weddings.

OMG I JUST REALIZED I’M OUT OF THE GREYS ON THIS BLOG! Thanks Kinja Gods ;)

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Project Greenlight is a waste of time.

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

O NO THE KITES HAVE CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM

Well, women are not allowed to get angry at white men. Black people are not allowed to get angry at white men. And black women sure as HELL are not allowed to get angry at white men.

Is it just me, or is every single man who has ever said “I don’t want drama” ALWAYS been the source of said drama? Like, dudes, if you don’t want “drama,” MAYBE DON’T ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

The main problem is that Women are from Venus and Matt Damon is... an asshole.

Effie, don’t make me like Ben Affleck. I don’t want to like him, alright?

I have been following the series and every Sunday I call it, This Week in Effie Brown Gets Undermined...

Seriously, every week it’s something. Jason Mann going around her about film. Peter Farrelly saying he, “can’t work under these conditions” when referring to a disagreement with Effie. Marc Joubert throwing Effie…

I’d read about the Damon conversation, but yes, I saw the tail end of that episode where Farrelly quit because he said Effie wanted “drama” and he didn’t. I didn’t even know really much about what was going on but the way every single man talked to her during that 15 or so minutes raised the hell out of my hackles.…

Dear God

Word on the street is I’m not his favorite person.

Yay Tracy!

the rest of us, too.