I encourage all teens out there to have as much sex with as many partners as possible. Because, once you start working full time, your job will suck out your soul, and any sex drive you may have will go with it. And, even if yours stays intact, odds are your partner’s job will crush their sex drive.

Neosporin up the nose sounds like she’s familiar with MRSA prophylaxis protocol. If you have a series of MRSA infections infectious disease docs will sometimes have you wash with a surgical soap and apply mupirocin to the insides of your nostrils. Staph likes to hide in your sinuses.

If something is too interesting, stimulating, etc then I would sit down and watch it rather than whatever else I am doing. Plus I genuinely love FRIENDS, even if it doesn’t hold up as a great sitcom. It also comforts me in a way I can’t really verbalize. But I get it, my SO needs music when he is doing other stuff -…

When I went through a very bad and emotional breakup, the ONLY thing I could watch was FRIENDS. Everything else was too emotionally charged or dramatic, and my favorite comedies from these days even had parts that were too hard to handle while my heart was in pieces. But FRIENDS comforted me for weeks while I picked…

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

I’m really happy that Hammond is well and relaxing at the hospital, but it’s also clear to everyone that the reason for the accident was the excessive speed, on a road he obviously didn’t know. Because no one would run at that speed, while approaching a ninety degrees curve. No way you can make it. That was a curve to…

Seconded. I think in terms of acting/character building, Aunt Lydia is the best in that series, despite not being exactly a main character.

I left five years ago. I moved to northern Nevada. It’s like 5% humidity all year long. Of course it’s also at 4,000ft so the bread is hit or miss and stuff tastes way sweeter but it’s really nice to not be damp for half the year.

I know people wil say I’m exaggerating, but it’s my firm belief that it’s this kind of thing that lay the grounds for normalizing victim-blaming in rape.

I grew up there. Let me put it this way. There is not a single congressperson who better represents his constituents than Steve king.

Honestly my post could have just been this image.

I believe that those of us who have decided not to procreate should be allotted a climate credit, and tax reduction.

This is ridiculous. Let the free market set the prices. The free market will naturally correct itself. If enough people die then the market will disappear. /s

I know exactly which Cadillac he was sitting in when he imagined it, too: a ‘74 Fleetwood Sixty Special Brougham Talisman.

That’s how we roll south of the Mason Dixon line. But not me, I dropped down to half cup about 10 years ago. Plenty sweet compared to not sweet (aka yankee tea) and sufficient for most of my southern friends as to not throat punch me for making weak ass tea.

If you can’t afford to pay for a trial, your court-appointed lawyer will pressure you to plead guilty to a lesser charge to clear their caseload.

yes, but when covering up with a jacket didnt satisfy the principal, it likely became clear to the student that the principal was simply out for her regardless.

That’s what she deserves for tempting all her male classmates (and teachers!) with her stupid sexy shoulders and clavicle! How are boys supposed to concentrate and study when trollops like this are walking around with part of their back and shoulders showing?!?