I’m 38, and have actually decomposed already. It’s ... nasty. And quite hard to type. Anyway, Donald has no chance with that plane, because he is way over 30 and has not aged well. That plane is too classy and beautiful for a guy like DOnald.

FAR, for those of us who don’t already know is the Federal Acquisition Regulation. It is codified federal law. Disclosing proprietary contractor information to outsiders is a MASSIVE breach of etiquette, bro-code, oh, and the law. However, it does depend on what was disclosed. The article says that he “heard at least…

It’s just not only them. There’s talk also of him gutting the census bureau as well.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Liz and Dick is one that I would say people need to watch, because it is so epic and horrible

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Trump’s hiding behind a bush, avoiding the press. A small three year old waddles behind the bush, looking for eggs. “Get outta here kid. This is my spot! Shoo! Shoo!” The child laughs, then points to her basket of candy. Trump looks in the basket. “This is some primo shit, kid. Sure, I’ll take it if you don’t want…

They could have just used their eyes and observe that the kid was not kicking and screaming from the trunk compartment. If that isn’t enough? Talk to the guy. Now they just draw guns...

Whatever you do, don’t let young Mr Torchinsky see this commercial. Might give him ideas.

“Me First!”

Yeah, that’s bullshit. They wouldn’t have done precisely that kind of vandalism if they didn’t have an inkling of its importance. That said, I think the sentence is perfect.

Tapeworms react to removal as well. It’s not really that special.

YES. But you read the GOOD news, right?

That was published without comment because my mind was rendered incapable of putting one thought after that.

So, let me get this straight by outlining an example- A dad or step dad rapes his daughter/stepdaughter, she attempts to get an abortion and the rapist who is also the father/stepfather of the victim as well as the father of the fetus (double daddy bingo in Arkansas) is able to sue the one person in the scenario who…

according to some Rasputin still alive and well

I work within a 5 minute walk from the Oklahoma City Bombing memorial.

I encourage everyone to read up on Timothy McVeigh’s political ideology.

He was a white nationalist, isolationist, 2nd amendment enthusiast, distrustful of big government. He and Michael Fortier drew up the diagrams of how they would blow up the OKC…

When you’re low on freezer space and you’re trying to chill, say, a bottle of vodka quickly, you can clear out some of the ice in the ice maker and put the bottle in there. And if you forget about it in there, you’ll eventually start spiking your ice cubes unexpectedly.