What you don’t understand is that Mike Pence is so conservative he only uses the old English version of the language.

That’s just awkward. It’s like high school trying to hide your test with your arm.

Your precious bebe is now better informed than 40% of the electorate, I’ll bet.

(Has no penis and isn’t the daughter I want to have sex with)

Actually that’s one bit of silver lining. At least they’re together again.

*LOL* at the comparison to the Amish... I’m no theologian, but I believe that the Amish actually live entirely outside of mainstream society, which includes rejecting government assistance and services. That’s kind of the deal- you reject the trappings of modern society. ALL of the trappings. If you accept the…

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

That’s a boxer. They are cute. They are fun.

“Congratulations! You’ve won a ticket out of Missouri!”

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

Been stationed there and unfortunately among all the service branches the culture of the Marine Corps tends to be the least, shall we say, progressive? The Commandant of the Marine Corps (Conway) was the most vocal opponent of the repeal of DADT and open integration of gay service members, right now their brass are…

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON NAOMI’S ASSISTANT?!?!?!

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

When women kill, the most common scenario is infanticide from post partum depression, followed by child abuse. Women also kill in self defense more than they murder or slaughter.

It’s a way to signal her queerness. This sort of patronizing attitude is something many lesbians or lesbian feminists face from “well-intentioned” hetero feminists. In the 70's, (white) hetero feminists referred to the lesbian feminists at conferences as the lavender menace. God bless Mme. Friednan.

uuuuggghhhhh

One of the Steubenville rapists was black and they got a huge amount of sympathy and concern about the damage done to their promising futures from the media. Black athletes accused of rape usually get sympathy. This is more likely class privilege. We generally don’t think of poor or working class people as having…

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Maybe because his lawyers are Steve Martin and Michael Ian Black?

Well, there is the issue that the child is American and the maternal grandparents apparently Ukrainian. The paternal grandparents could make a potentially persuasive case that raising the child in the US is in the best interests of the child, given the current state of affairs in Ukraine.