Personally I love it, and I’m thrilled that you shared it with us. Seriously. As someone who had a bizarre crush on Jon Lovitz as a midde schooler this actually cracked me up/made my day.

“...one of Chicago’s best neighborhoods...”? I would put money on most Chicagoans disagreeing that Streeterville is one of our best neighborhoods.

It says a lot about her that she rolled out of a tracheotomy and rocked a bandage to whatever fancy event this was. She didn’t give a damn.

Unfortunately, when she read that a pilot will be shot first, she took a shotgun down to the airport with steely determination and got immediately arrested.

Oh women! With their craziness and their hysterical uteruses. They really need to focus on knitting with the occasional tincture of laudanum to get them through the Curse.

Crazy=bitch I can't control.

The steak thing is just unforgivable.

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

I don’t know if this has been widely seen but I just thought it was funny and not much about Ted Cruz is.

I got here as soon as I could.

Neutral: VW should go right back to near-premium. Every day when I hop inside my 2001.5 Passat GLX, I’m reminded of why they won almost all the comparison tests in the late 90s and early 2000s. My 15-year-old DD is more enjoyable and better built than our brand new Honda — in the same market segment and price point.…

“It’s a terrible state of affairs, Jonathan Snow, the president of UH’s faculty and person behind the safety presentation, told The Chronicle of Higher Education.

Because people hate women and will do anything to make sure she doesn’t become president. It’s pathetic, really

That attitude disgusts me. Sometimes choosing the lesser of two perceived evils is part of being an adult.

She never realized how much was percolating against different people. We’re lucky we only had two homicide victims in this case. There was plenty of venom going for other girls that Jenelle Potter didn’t like.

AS a staunch Sanders supporter, I would vote for Clinton over anything the Repub.s have put up so far. That’s too much crazy for an elected office

It’s the BernieBro effect. They’re attracted to follow a cult of personality rather than pragmatic substance. Sanders and Trump provide it for them. So when Hillary gets the nomination, the BernieBros will vote Trump (or 3rd party) and we’ll have a President Donald Fucking Trump.

Right, unless Hillary, who will almost certainly end up with the nomination but will turn off a lot of voters along the way, can find a way to bring young progressives into her voting coalition, the election will be a squeaker, no matter which Republican sack of excrement she ends up running against.

As much fun as it is to watch the GOP freak out, this maniac should not be this close to any public office. It doesn't matter if everyone is sure that the Democrats can beat him, he should not be in a position to potentially become POTUS. I'm scared and I'm not even American.