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it’s probably some form of domestic terrorism, but CNN and the rest of America still don’t think white dudes opening fire on crowds counts as terrorism

Justin Timberlake

For years, we drank Carnation powdered milk (mixed with water, ugh), because real milk was too expensive. But we HAD TO drink it!

Did they even come out to the yard? I think that’s where all the milk drinking was going on if I understand it correctly.

They’re all a bunch of pussies.

Tiny counter-example: Some trackers can help confirm that things really are a weird abnormality for you and that you’re not just experiencing slipping baselines, or to hone in on where to start the diagnosis.

A friend wears a heart monitor for fun. He felt kinda non-descriptively tired all week, did a Tough Mudder and

BARROWMAN!

Okay I don’t excercize but let me tell you if you KNOW a runner - buy them the muscle roller thing they WILL LOVE IT.

Judge Posner is the king of those kinds of jabs. The dude is a living legend.

Yep, she’s done something to piss off the warm, fluffy humanitarian Roger Ailes. Maybe she looked at him cross-eyed or asked to dye her hair brown.

i think Spry was also used as a marital aid.

I was watching it with my boyfriend this weekend, and there’s a scene where Tennant-as-Kilgrave walks out of a house on a sunny day in slacks and a sweater and I couldn’t help myself. I thought “oh my god, he’s just so attractive.” But I didn’t want to say it, cuz that’s weird.

But then my boyfriend says “It’s really

I have a friend-of-a-friend who’s an immigration attorney. She posted on FB that, save swimming the Atlantic, the refugee resettlement program is by far the hardest way of getting into the US. To plant a sleeper, Daesh would use the student, tourist, or EB-5 investor visa process long before trying to run the gauntlet

I don’t think this is ridiculous at all, especially on a Rolls-Royce. It’s very clever.

“Beta marriage” = dating

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.