This, right here, was his mistake.

is this a cultural difference type thing? my family has literally never had any of the above listed sides at thanksgiving except some type of sweet potato dish and made-from-scratch mashed potatoes.

but we always have two types of stuffing - one with oysters, one without

Maybe this is just my inner Canadian rearing its head, but no cranberry sauce? Cranberry sauce is objectively the best thing about a turkey dinner.

Words that have never been spoken at a family get-together;

The fact that you consider Alabama on the side of light on any subject is galling. They’re wrong on morality. They’re wrong on their obsession with football, which has roots in Debt of Honor bullshit about the Civil War. Until recently, they were even wrong on the name Civil War. Fuck that War Between The States crap.

I believe CrunchySock Twitter is the cousin of Hotep Twitter, the nephew of Ashy Larry Twitter, and the son of PickMe Twitter.

I’m a husband of a couple decades and a dad nearly as long. “Exciting” and “dangerous” are not qualities I really want in my life or in the lives of my family. I’m trying for pleasant and contented. That’s what I’m looking for in sons-in-law, too.

Okay Future.

Mayne, I was just talking about this with my wife yesterday. We the only folks on this gotdamn earth that makes being a good man and treating a woman right a fucking horrible thing. I’ve heard this so many times growing up. Even now in 2017, I’ve had dudes say to me on FB “she only with you because you’re dependable…

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

This whole week y’all have just been making me heavily regret not going to an HBCU. If I could go back, I’d go black.

We learned how to fight! We shut down Floyd’s and boycotted Panama City and sat in the middle of Apalachee Parkway. We, the students, did that.

GutBox!!!!!! I ordered a kids meal, and it was still a ridiculous amount of food!

1. Coffee

OKCupid’s blogs about race are very interesting. Black people are twice as likely as other races to mention religion in their profile and 13 of the 50 most commonly used phrases by black women refer to their religion.

This is why I’m not here for any black person who voted for Donald Trump but particularly not for black people her age (43). If you are a black person in your 40's you are old enough to remember the Central Park Five. And you are old enough to remember that Donald Trump took out a full page ad in the New York Times…

Like you said though, not everyone was down with the movement. I remember reading something like only 10% of Black people around at that time participated in a Civil Rights Movement protest. Even when you consider sympathizers, they were a bit of a minority and often an elite of sorts. Taken from that realm, it’s not…

“Voting for a racist, sexist demagogue who literally hates everything I am was worth it so I could tell other women what they should do with their God given autonomy. Because God hates women who have abortions, but he loves serial molesters who walk in on underaged girls in dressing rooms, grab women by the pussy, and…

That is the least metrosexual or cosmopolitan take possible.

Too banal to be shamed into believing its equivalent to actual misogynistic language that peppers our vernacular.