OH, WILBUR!

The Wall is coming down and it isn't my fault. The Night's watch is populated by bastards and criminals and now Wildlings. If Ned Stark had been allowed to "take the black" things may have been different. My traitor brother Tyrion ois part of an invading force, holds Casterly Rock(my place of birth) and has allowed a…

She loved that boy Joffrey. I mean Jason.

Why does Chris Christie, the largest person from New Jersey, not simply eat Jason?

He's always trying to be funny(and failing.)

Here's a knob.

Ha! Jerk and hardo.

The fake news was mean to him and he had to hit back.

I gave the little fella Casterly Rock as a participation trophy.

Give him a break, he's new at this and learning on the job.

Are you havin a laff? Real funny, innit? Sod off, you wanker!

The kid is not my son!

I demand the Gendry actor be forced to actually run through a blinding snowstorm until he's almost dead. For realism.

It's a terrible strain on the Dornish animators wrists.

To have Brian Benben as your companion, turn to page 4. To have Robert Wuhl as your companion, turn to page 7.

Bye, everybody!

The local gray people are not wonderful people.

Is Daenerys immune to Wildfire? Maybe I'll find out.

You don't "gray" me. I GRAY YOU!

Can I kill Wayne Knight?