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It took weeks for Missandei to list all of Daenerys' titles, so Snow got impatient.

Defeating bullies and fascists requires an idiot, and I have every intention of being that idiot.

"What Ricky Coogin did in all these bathrooms will shock you!"(#5 is unbelievable)

"Stop pretending to cut off my dad's head, you poopy!" (farts and falls through a table)

The silly "turkey pardon" thing.

They didn't do anything funny, really.

High Septon? More like Low Septon.

That's why they hung you.

"Smile like a human man, Tommy!"

"The mob give me money to make show. I love this world."

Somebody has to do it.

"The pills Qyburn sold actually turned me into a mutant freak, as advertised! Will buy again."

Randy and Dick did a heck of a job! R.I.P.

Yeah, sure…more than one.

What brought Tyrion to the battle of the loot train? They're his people. He's definitely worried that Jaime might die.

He really blue it!

You Tommy Lee Jones looking motherfucker! Do the movie!

some kind of telepathic virus called The Noise

Sorry, I'm sick. (Cough)