or where?

That seems like a reach.

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.

I used to live in Dallas and I have followed this story for a while. Her mental illness manifested itself in paranoid delusions, which caused her to fire some very qualified people because she thought they were plotting against her. A number of people also quit because they couldn’t continue to work for someone so…

I was looking through the Bergdorf’s magazine this weekend with a friend and we laughed at this ridiculous coat for a really long time. Doesn’t it remind you of this guy?

THANK YOU.

Vote for whatever candidate tickles your pickle, and stop crying about people trying to get you to vote for one of the top candidates. Literally the entire point of a campaign is to convince people to vote for one person or the other. Are we all sick of it? Yes. You’re not special.

Hey, remember Ralph Nader? Whatever happened to him anyway?

No one gives a shit about you or your vote. In fact, can’t you just vote for Stein or Johnson without talking about it? Really. We don’t care.

Dick Cheney has a recurring role as the villain, right?

Can I just have the Cliffnotes version where you tell me who to vote for?

It’s just given us this wonderful exchange, though:

where he dodged (yet another) question about Hillary Clinton’s private email usage

They could probably smell the odor of dirt and patchouli emanating from the hippies.

Look, guys, if you want retribution, I get it, but California did nothing wrong!

High Desert: Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (Come see our poppy reserve!)

It’s not actually a brake. It alerts the train operator that there’s a situation requiring an emergency stop, which they will then make at the next station or stopping point as applicable.

Juan Gabriel > Michael Jackson. In my humble opinion :) I can’t get over the news.

When I was a kid, I thought Juan Gabriel was our Michael Jackson.