Ok, we’ll just have to put extra ice in your drink. When you’re comfortably swimming in the ocean at night in January, you’ll thank me.

On your way to Antarctica, as you pass Costa Rica, why not stop and stay a while and then ask yourself “why are we going to such a cold destination in the first place? It’s perfectly fine here.”

I buy her explanation. This is a classic case of Internet outrage. I hope her “I don’t give a fuck” weapon is ready.

I noticed that my dear Randilyn. In fact it was because of you. I looked at your profile and it no longer had the blue checkmark which reminds me that I am your loyal follower.

Thread hijack.

Personally I think a Sanders v. Trump presidential election would shatter the ratings!

I am not saying she should be above criticism, I am simply singling out the people who -for some weird moral stance- criticise her right to appear in whatever manner she wants. One can say she looks stupid. One can't say she can't do what she does.

You know what? No shame in her game. She’s an adult and can do whatever the fuck she wants. The Miley shamers sound like pearl clutching republicans. One worry about my own progressive base is how fucking close minded and judgey we tend to be at times.

If you dare go “bare ah”

Mekki that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. I'll willingly give you my address.

In the second clip, with Springsteen performing, would you mind giving us a “white people dancing" warning? Thank you.

You have one too. And a journey from gray to black.

I love that man, I love that man!

I've been to motels that function similarly ... Never mind.

How can I send you one? Cheesecake is an inalienable right. It's in the constitution.

Allow me to be your “out of the grays” fairy.

Thank you for the personal insight Dr. O! Good to know.

I have to say, I will always view with suspicion any company that seeks to take a “race to the bottom” approach towards its labour force by calling them independent contractors and denying them worker’s rights. Technology be damned if it's used to get people to work for less and less. I don't use Uber when I am in the…

Of course! That goes without saying! I would never dream of asking you for that information! (Turn your body away from me, pretend you're talking to someone else then write it on a piece of paper. Crumble it, throw it on the ground, and walk away).

Gotta tell you, I deeply and genuinely like two of my exes as people, as friends, as wonderful and loving human beings. I wish them, and their current partners, nothing but health, happiness, success, love. Are you being maybe a little bit too harsh? Or am I being a little too European?