How scary is it? I want to see it because of such good word-of-mouth and reviews, but I hate scary movies, especially the gore-centric ones so popular today. I can handle old-school ones that are more psychological, like Pyscho and The Exorcist, but really, I don’t watch horror because I don’t like being purposefully…

Honestly, the letter isn’t so bad. Most campus papers fucking suck, and his point seems to be that it’s absurd that they’re choosing to apply one definition of professional standard in refusing to apologize for a stupid joke that they wouldn’t have published in the first place if they were adhering to almost any…

I don’t have anything super articulate to add here, just wanted to say that Bamford is the best and that everyone needs to watch Lady Dynamite on Netflix.

Why the fuck do we continue to invite LITERAL hate groups to participate in “constructive” dialogue? I’m so tired of this “both sides need a voice” false equivalency fuckgarbage.

Actually, the Jewish and Muslim communities in the US get along just great. Which is why they live side by side in many instances- no, it’s not just coincidental.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

They helped make the monster. They better fucking help bring it down.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

If the purpose of the day is to show the impact of women in the workforce, I still think staying home (even if it means your kid stays home too) is worth it. Not that you need to be reminded, but if a school day is disrupted it proves the entire point-- You (the general you) depend on women to do their jobs so you can…

His phone kept slipping out of his hands because they were still all lotiony.

Here is a link to a PDF of the letter from Coretta Scott King. Please fax it to Mitch’s office with the header “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” His fax number is (202) 224-2499, and you can use HelloFax or any other free faxing service to send it from your computer.

Thank god you’re here to tell us that.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

FAKE NEWS, CUCKS

Can confirm the indiscriminate use of flashbangs; I was about 100 feet away from them* when they were going off and those things are fucking loud. The police would throw them down and then rush forward at the same time, grabbing anyone who was too stunned to back away.

I just saw the pic of Pres. Obama getting into Marine One after the inauguration and started weeping quietly at my desk. This was clearly the wrong month to give up alcohol.

When going higher physically pains you

I can see you

I especially love that they’re in front of a house in the suburbs with the city skyline in the background; a dig at Trump’s “inner cities” dog whistle.