Maybe “I’m a giver in every way possible”

My husband is Italian & I have to be like “Hello!? Up here! Remember me? I mean, MY FACE?”

THANK YOU! I totally agree w/this!!! Clothes half way on & super disheveled is totally hot!

Agreed!!! They all “show support” & re-post & share stuff to “raise awareness” or “send prayers” yet when I post about collecting coats for the homeless, toys for toys for tots, canned food for needy families, back packs & school supplies for our local needy children, or toiletries & trinkets for Operation Christmas…

yesssss & they were making it like a cool fun thing... the disease is neither cool nor fun. Raise awareness yes, but it almost seemed like a fad IMO & made a mockery out of it. However, I did read that the viral challenge raised a ton of money - like a ton. So that’s good.

I kind of felt that way too, even about the other stuff w/the ice bucket challenge... I kept thinking isn’t the point that you don’t want to do it so you donate money?

You nailed it!

Not for nothing, but aren’t we all a little bit 2 people? When you’ve got to be ON for the public, sometimes you just wanna come home & relax & calm down & have some down time w/o all the 24hr smiley, joke cutting, happiness. After being at work all day having to smile at people politely & yes them to death when I get…

I’d love to see these photos untouched.... just sayin’

Mine had coxsackie virus once too!!! It is God AWFUL!!!

OMG I LOVE IT. I never thought I’d be uncomfortable as a Mom as I’m much more of a free spirit than my mother. But my daughter who was 3 & 1/2 came out of the tub & was like “Mommy I found something!!!” I said “what?” Towel dry her off & she’s like pointing to her vagina, I said “yes, that’s your vagina, what did you…

I do agree w/you about using proper terms for body parts, however I have always taught my daughter it’s always perfectly ok to use those words when she needs to tell me something about them or ask a question about them, but it’s not ok to randomly sing penis penis penis throughout the Ikea. That would not be…

I’ve recently gone thru some of this at home. Normally I could discreetly change tampons & she’d never notice. She has since noticed & I just explained that this is what happens when your body changes to become a woman (she already knows about hair growing, breasts & how babies are born - not specifically conceived) I…

I use vagina more when it makes people uncomfortable too! It was a gauge in measuring my new boss when he started... I referenced something being like “a kick in the vagina” & he was like “right?!” I said “I think we’re gonna get along just fine!!!”

Yes! We showered together for the longest time, it was just easier & I’d end up soaked from bathing her anyway so this saved time, energy & water!

HAHAHA!!! I’m pretty sure I’ve said that to my husband once... LOL

A lot of times your feelings change once you have a child... it’s not a conscious thing, you just feel differently about everything. For me personally hearing my daughter cry physically pained me, I mean cry if she was in pain or as an infant, I don’t mean as a 2 yr old throwing a fit. You don’t want them to cry, you…

I had a small glass of red wine about once a month when I was pregnant... I savored every sip of it. I ate lunch meat, sparingly of course, but how can you not indulge a hoagie craving every now & then!? I also ate huge navel oranges every day & blueberries & walnuts every single day & took my vitamin & ate a rainbow…

Good point. Her definition of fat might be dad bod.

Hilarious. And true.