that picture is hilarious.

click the link... O.O

that is the ugliest shark

Yes because you would be fartifying your stock of flatulence enducing foods.

Omfg I’m dying! The penguins though, ROFLMAO!!!

Uggg me too.... I face paint on the side (when I feel like it) for kids parties & stuff & I get so tired of unicorns & tigers & princesses oh my! I always try to talk bigger kids into letting me paint tattoos on them... I love it when I can talk a 12yr old boy into to letting me paint him & doing a badass dragon!

Ok, 1st off that shit (or fart rather) was NOT a toot. Tooting is what my 7 yr old does when she’s being tickled & laughs so hard she accidentally farts. That dude busted some serious ass.

Ohhhhhh... as in “sponge off OF” it was misleading without the word OF at the end... Thanks for the clarification!

I kinda like the before picture better! That is so cool!

For real... I loooove the smokey eye look. I tried to do it myself using youtube tutorials... yeah I just looked like I was punched in the eye.

I don’t even use blush... a little under eye concealer, a skin matching foundation that I mix w/moisturizer that is undetectable, some eye shadow, eyeliner & mascara. I’m lipstick free!

I love “snack dinners”... I also love “just ice cream” or “just water ice” dinners... :)

Sorry you’re not able to read my sarcastic valley girl voice over...

That dog is adorable!!!

She’s from Disney Channels Shake It Up... every 1st grade girl would know who she is...

Except that she looks too white....?!

Usually that limit is $10,000 before the IRS & everyone else has to be notified...

I’m dying!!!

You’re gonna make me cry...

This is my biggest fear for my daughter!!! :( My only hope is that she has a wonderful family of her own by the time we pass...