What a missed oppurtunity to switch the players with Loony Tunes characters and one Michael Jordan...and Bill Murray, can't forget him.

I guess King has become the new Zynga.

Can I get one with the Nintendo logo on it? ZING!

Ka-Chow!

So many faces only a mother could love.

Isn't the point of sales to get more customers to spend more? I'm no financials expert but I think sales events are structured to eventually balance out like there wasn't a sales event.

You know, I never realized how big his forehead is. Huh.

Typography. It's typography. Pffft, filthy casual.

Holy shit. The eagles in Middle Earth aren't some convenient pet. They're a very proud race and can be very aggressive when disrespected. They like Hippogriffs that can talk. That's why they didn't fly Frodo and friends to the mountain.

So I guess this is farewell to the "Disaster Watch".

You don't know me. But you might know some of the games I've helped create. And as I come to a close on another one of the AAA titles I have worked on, I begin to get excited for all of the people that will love our game, and I begin to loathe those who will hate it.

How the hell can you mention the piece of shit 'RYSE'? That game was bland and repetitive as hell and did nothing to advance storytelling in games.

Tell me something I don't know Kotaku. This developer only reiterates what we have already been told. Again, The WiiU is built for fans who love -and I mean LOVE- Nintendo. No one is going to care what the WiiU can and cannot do as long as that system has its Mario (and friends) games. This is why people bought the…

I agree. Karate is very useful in everyday defense. Now Tae-Kwon-Do on the other hand...

Good. That gives me enough time to finish the book.

I don't think you understand how marketing works. What they show to us has to represent the game as a whole in a good enough light that so we may buy it. When we all see the same dark, drab, gray environments we are right to assume that the whole game will look like that. Is it right to base our opinion on a few…

This is partly the reason I visit Polygon.

SHOTS FIRED!!!!

I like to imagine that there's one secret that no one has ever or ever will find. Google, through it's cunning brilliance, has hid it too well behind a wall of mysterious and unheard keywords.

Step 1: Invent software that delivers breathtaking, realistic visuals.