I reject your reality, and substitute my own

No HOTAS... in a flight sim? No HOTAS, no purchase.

According to the article, it’s a 2003, which with the way Range Rovers depreciate is worth about as much as a well-equipped Macbook Pro.

Obligatory x2

Particularly the engine, which holds explosions.

But really, when has GM ever faced consequences for stupid past decisions and resistance to new technology?

Nope. This went straight past “it’s so bad it’s good” and ended up at “it’s so bad it’s horrendous”.

Or nobody would be able to give a description because no one could look at it long enough to remember anything.

And the right kind of herpes

I don’t know, think of the crimes you could commit with this as the getaway car. You’d be safely on your way to the border, while after questioning witnesses the cops would be putting out APBs on like 12 different cars!

My apologies.

Putting a 16 year old in a Jeep “because safety”?

I’m currently in the market to replace my 242,000 mile Toyota Sienna with a Camry/Accord/Mazda6/etc

That’s a quad bike, not a go-kart.

Are the sedans really lowering the seats or just raising beltlines so you feel lower?

Personally I think we should all be driving go-karts for commuting. Zero safety equipment, ultimate accountability and there is no seat height race (hopefully)

Mr 3000? The Village? So the good ol’ days were...2004?

No, there’s no race. People are more comfortable at their natural standing height, so that’ll be the limit. Any higher, people aren’t going to be as comfortable with it.

The first comment was the worst, using the quotation marks makes it look like Riddle is trying to offend someone. At least they corrected later that it was not something Riddle said: “’Trilby Baby’ and the rest of the imagined inner monologue is mine.”