The 1980s and off-center scoops so tasty they deserve crushed peanuts and hot fudge drizzled on top

Exactly. It's evident that most people voting CP have no idea what they're looking at or what the market is for these cars.

Of course, this is not the first four-cylinder, turbocharged Mustang — there were Pinto-engined, carbureted turbo Mustangs way back in 1979, and then in 1983 the Mustang SVO appeared and became a Mustang legend. But since that time, Mustangs have been exclusively powered with either huge V8s or smaller but still not…

Wow. A real Mc Larens! I can only assume that Mc Larens are a LeMons team based out of Minnesota.

It is the way for a click bait title.

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White is the wrong color for a Panamera. All white Panameras look fat. Black and dark blue though? Oh yes.

I am going to disagree in an odd manner here. Only in the sense that I think it is equally gorgeous in pictures as it is in person. Would sell one or more nuts for a GranCabrio

Nissan Juke. It isn’t a photogenic car. But in person it’s so batshit insane you have to like it!

I’ve seen one in the wild and it’s still fugly.

What? No - bland in pictures, bland in person. Saw one at an auto show from the back and literally thought it was a Malibu until I got closer. This, coming from someone who knew what it was and likes it.

Stingrays look kinda big in photos, but they’re remarkably smaller in person, which is kind neat.

Is the parking job better in person?

The Panamera Turbo. Yeah i know most of you hate them outright, but I like their presence in the real life.

“Mine.”

Ok, let’s delve into this a bit shall we? So your “proof” seems to be that the horse collar grill must surely be a good design treatment via the older Bugatti image shown? If I pretend to accept that logic then I assume that you would have no problem taking the grill design from a Ford Model T and putting that on a…

I’ve got bad news for you, then...

There is a distinct lack of Double Action: Boogaloo on this list.