Jeff Gordon jumpsuit.

It is a sport known for turning left.

Gay sex on the track

Go naked.

The upsetting part is that there's no reason why the car can't be called an Eldorado here and A CT6 everywhere else in the world. Because there's totally never ever been another car that's had different names in different countries. (I'm looking at you, Honda Jazz, Hyundai Tuscani, and Ford Mondeo.)

I REGRET NOTHING!!

That doesn't make sense. The self policing effect of society is to call people out when they say dick stuff. Then NEXT time maybe they won't say dick stuff. To not call it out is just.... dumb.

Is that grabber blue?

Why do you think he staged the whole thing and reported himself? He just knew he would lose.

Not all of us keep wheeled floor jacks in the trunk.

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.

Ya, but they have tentacles on them.

Oddly enough, my monthly quota of clicks stands at only five. Five clicks. That’s all it takes.

Classic. Blame the victim.

How much does this sequence of events suck?

the most controversial plate of cold cuts... in the world.

Why 20k? Why not under 15k? Why not under 12k? Hell, why not price it at the same $2200 bucks of the 1997 hand me down Cavalier that 95% of Jalopnik drives.

This is why the RS has never been offered in the US. "I'm not paying $XXX for a FOCUS!!! They're highly contented, high performance vehicles. They're not cheap. Europe gets that, so they are offered the car. For some reason in the US, the customer expects this car to be cheap because it's small. We're really…

Let's be honest, the only things "Focus" about this car are the name and the body shape - it's got AWD, adaptive suspension, Brembos and a 315hp engine...that's not a Focus, it's a rally car!