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I was all set to vote NP, and then I saw the issue on title. CP. I don't want to be Steve Lehto's next column.

I love Eagle SX4s (and their seeming spiritual successor/Japanese wannabe Suzuki SX4), but the fact that it's had a respray, the iron puke, non-OEM wheels, and the age make me wonder what's hiding under the shiny veneer. If it's legit, I'd want to talk them down a grand, so I have more to put into an engine swap. If

"Tesla's big announcement to end range anxiety with a software update basically makes it impossible for a driver to run out of range unless he or she is wearing diapers."

Reason #5: Your wife keeps spending a car's worth of money each month on the House Remodel That Will Not End, thus preventing you from saving up the down payment on the Tavarish-approved luxo-sled you really want. Grrr.

People have been so positive about the Hummer. I wonder if its days as an asshole car are behind it. Now, the H2, however....

"still on the clutch that came with the thing lol."

Nice price for the car, Crack pipe thinking he can get $2500 for used rims. What is it with fools that think they can get near retail on used rims.

Like nearly all of them?

Yes, it has 4 cams. DOHC on each cylinder bank.

In fact: since I started this writing thing in 2013, I've met up with roughly 75 different Jalopnik readers – and the results of these meetings have ranged from "best friend" to "holy crap what excuse should I make to get out of here." In other words: in this world of social media and public profiles, the stigma of an

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

other than my beard

NOO! I don't even like the car myself, but please don't make it worse!

$8,500 seems like a a lot for a 30+ year old car, even a cool one.

I hate to break it to you, but you are the hipster you warn of.

If the BBC cancels Top Gear, there goes 98% of their audience...

If BBC fires Clarkson, hell will break loose!

Honestly if nothing bad happens, ill be doing this, while not reading other bullshit media sites about this issue:

Now I present Steve Buscemi with car eyes: