The best marinade for chicken breast is none. Just salt (I use a garlic/salt blend), pepper, and dried thyme.  Grill it.  Use a meat thermometer to not turn it into leather.   Done.  The key to chicken breast is just not overcooking it, and never re-heat it.

God damn I hate to admit it, but it took me about 10 seconds to get that.  Probably doesn’t help that I’ve never read the books and only seen the first movie.  Still funny, though :D

If you don’t see the problem with this, then you need to be locked up along with this other asshole.

Before cell service became widespread, actual landline-to-landline sound quality was excellent. Even early generation analog cellular was very high quality—I distinctly remember having to upgrade my StarTac (yes seriously) to a newer flip phone because they were shutting down the analog cell towers to switch to all…

Funny you mention that--I have hot sauce, good coffee with a pour-over filter drippy thingy (I’m not a coffee snob but my work coffee is VILE), gum, and I usually have beef jerky but I’m all out and now I’m jonesing.

Eh, I grew up on a farm with dogs that came and went as they pleased, but even I knew that shit doesn’t fly in the city.  There’s good reason for that, too.

Would have been a great deal on a Mystique, but a Tracer. . .?  Wasn’t 1k about the going rate for a 9 year old Tracer?

Yeah I was just gonna say. . . In fact it’s just like any other profession where you have the standard percentage of assholes.

It’s just weird that the MDX is just soooooo much uglier than the Pilot (which I agree seems to be good).

My first reaction to the MDX suggestion was: “THAT’S what an MDX looks like now?  Ewwwwwwwwwww”  Especially after seeing the very lovely Mazda.

The joys of owning a low car in the SUV world. I was damn near run over several times in my lowered Fiero GT back in the day. Eventually I WAS actually hit in it and the car was totalled (I was fine thanks to that lovely space frame and crumple zones). Smashed the trunk (yes it had a trunk) and wedged me under the car…

Not a shit-hole, but way overrated. Just like all the major metros in America. They’re all filled with the same assholes as any other city, big or small, lol.

I’m sad that I saw them on that tour only after their keyboardist died and Chamberlain got kicked out for heroin.  Also saw them for the Tarantula tour as well as just this christmas in Chicago.  Shame about D’arcy being a trainwreck but to be fair she didn’t add. . . anything lol.

Yes!  One of my personal favorites.

I wonder if future contestants will adjust their strategy just a bit—try to grab a few low percentage DD spots to build cash before going for the DD.

Eh, there’s truth to that in basic overpriced cocktails, but for the fancier stuff I definitely tip 20%, because it’s not as simple as just counting to two and then hitting the tonic button.

I’ve seen every episode of Seinfeld multiple times (plus the first time as they aired).  I didn’t instantly recall this.  The goddamn episode is at least 20 years old now.

This is interesting. As many commenters have pointed out, there’s about an infinite amount of different varieties of sausage. It’s not really a fair comparison when framed that way.

There’s been a ton of smart Jeopardy players in the past, but this guy is the first to really successfully apply gambling theory to what is, essentially, gambling trivia.

They’re (debatably) ugly on the outside, but the interior is very nice and comfortable.