Counterpoint: platypuses are dead sexy.

It’s the Laser Pointer Update.

The readers of Kotaku care more about what Mike Fahey eats than ethics, or the history of board games, or anything, really.

This guy obviously has very deep personal demons and should not be a coach for any sort of young people.

Pamper your asshole. Don’t fuck around with garbage TP. Life is too short.

Listen, do not fuck around with cheap toilet paper. At my house, I only buy the best, and 3 squares folded does fantastic and feels nice and soft.

“Boom!”

My boss says this all the fucking time, unironically. Because he’s my boss, I can’t punch him, and it makes my skin fucking crawl.

Or, just you.

“GIMME FUEL GIMME TIRES”

Aww yeah that bursting blue is legit. Honestly I don’t care about a manual in a modern, large luxury wagon. Small sports car? Yeah, manual all day. Large luxury car? Meh.

This is now officially the worst football season of all time.

Yes, this is true, but the problem seems to be in the overall interior design, and not in drivetrain routing. I don’t know for sure, but from sitting in both that’s the way it looks to me.

Strange take. Fieros have very spacious interiors for their size, and the plastic is painted just like any other plastic on any other car.

Ah—gotta have that context when mentioning on a site like jalopnik that you kicked someone else’s car.

Geez, dude. That car sounds hideous, but you sound like a douche. You kicked someone else’s car? Not cool, man. I hate stanced cars, but I’m not going to kick someone’s rolled fender because of it.

The thing about Tauruses is that they’re friggin huge, but mysteriously have cramped interiors. And they’re just plain not as good looking as the Fusion.

Counter-argument:

Muhahahahahahaha!

I’ll never understand the anti-Fiero crowd.