Quasimofo

6/28/16

I sat waiting for a party for over 24 hours as a Dragoon because I only spoke english. FFXI was an unnecessarily harsh game, but I never had any complaints from groups I played with.

6/27/16

Meanwhile, Takata deathbag customers are still SOL.

6/27/16

No gullwing doors means no matter what no one gives a rusty fuck about this car.

6/21/16

Doesn’t everyone like to dress up and feel pretty once in a while? Male cosplay being generally boring GUY WITH BIG SWORDS :(

6/21/16

And every single one lied when they bought their guns....

6/21/16

Plebs, you will get one model and it will have flappy paddles and you will call yourself an enthusiast and claim you like it. I’ve seen the future and its a 47 year old driving a beige camry with flappy paddles singing “I’m an oscar mayer weiner.”

6/20/16

Taking the fast lane to FLAVORTOWN?

6/6/16

Car enthusiast website, not soldier of fortune or the daily paper or some feelgood facebook post.

6/6/16

He’s doing what no one else is doing with theirs. His 356 will die a warriors death, unlike those that will succumb to cracked lines and hoses and the tinworm. Also, the dude with 700K on a vette? Hero too.

6/6/16

Yup. Dude is a hero.

6/5/16

I decapitated a heavy mech with a savannah master hovercraft in level 2 water in Battletech. Go go charge attack!

6/4/16

I always tell my wife.. “If you see a beige Camry show up in our driveway, get ready... ‘cause we about to do some shit.”

6/3/16

Yea, I really ought to do a better job on that considering the miles I’m gettin’ out of it.

6/3/16

6/2/16

Yes, which makes the recent changes really fucking shitty. “Oh now we’re not going to release affected cars, you have to input your vin to see if its affected and we’ll email you in the future.”

6/2/16

Heh... apparently ones face and ass need to be bulletproof to drive a Honda these days. I wonder if the dealer will let me take it back so I can ditch it.

6/2/16

And all I want is for Honda to buy my stupid car back so I can never have anything to do with them as a company again.

6/1/16

I don’t care how many kills Bastion gets, if I snag someone with a Junkrat chain chomp basketball bomb, thats play of the game right there and we all know it.

6/1/16

It’s been sitting at the dealer for 5 weeks already. This rental Ford Focus is killing me.

6/1/16

My Honda CRZ has a version of that... its called sport mode. It certainly allows the battery to dump a lot faster... I jokingly call it the very poor mans 918.