“now I want to solve these puzzles”

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Worships sky wizard - calls other person unaware

This is really, reeeeally funny.

That’s too creative for him. He’s probably just a run of the mill pedophile.

Nonsensical Kinja.

This should fix everything right up as the Carolinas historically react so well to ultimatums from outsiders.

“It takes 3 ingredients to make a cocktail, 2 is an emergency” *Peggy, Mad Men

Poor Ram fan.

A pictorial guide for what’s about to happen to Knicks fans.

Jesus, Deadspin.

Donatas Motiejunas: failed physical.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?