We have an ikea kitchen and looooove it.

Cost about $4k and we had counter tops from a different place installed. People would have no clue our kitchen is IKEA if we didn’t brag about it like lunatics all the time.

Trump is a TV addicted buffoon, but Sweden actually is a hellhole on the brink of boiling over these days:

IKEA on weekends is full of slashers. Price slashers.

Even better: Look up the thing you need on the Ikea website, and find its aisle and bay location for your local Ikea store. Go to the store, walk through the exit directly into the warehouse section, find it, buy it, and leave. It’s bliss.

Those Swedish meatballs are no joke.

Those meatballs. They’ll fuck you up. But the those Daim bars..... all I see forgiven...

I’ve never been to an Ikea and I always feel like I’m missing out on some huge cultural THING. I have nothing actually relevant to say, I just wanted to get that out there.

Did it all start when someone forgot they needed cheap drinking glasses and made the fateful decision to go against the arrows and into oncoming traffic back to the kitchen section in order to avoid doing extra laps? We all know the rules...

I go to an IKEA in Pisa, Italy. The Italians do not care about any arrows. “You want me to follow these arrows? Vaffanculo! They follow the arrows in IKEA like they follow road signs on the streets.

Please tell your brother that I’m sorry and that this attack doesn’t represent Muslims. Also, if he’s still in the parking lot, can he go back in and buy me some brown curtains k thank u bye bye.

For all that is holy, don’t tell Trump about surströmming; he might nuke Sweden.

Then you will appreciate this Norwegian IKEA prank. (BTW, it’s from the same guys who made that fox video....)

There are some amazing tweets.

From/In IKEA is the new In Bed joke.

Has he marked himself as safe on facebook?

Here’s a trick to increase your chances of survival:

Oh, good. Start a blog and keep us appraised of his daily tribulations and recovery. Is there a kickstarter I can donate to for his medical expenses?

When asked about this, DJT told reporters that he was told of this tragic event by his new ambassador to Sweden.

Are you sure your brother is OK? Is he showing any signs of Stockholm Syndrome? You know - did he buy more than 2,000 krona at the store in sympathy for their cause?