Yes, Pence wants the status quo with regression laminated on top so he can stay evil, greedy, rich and safe. He’s not going to go around mocking allies and telling Kim Jong Il he’s fat and dumb. He’s the guy the GOP wanted but up against Dump the guy’s a nothing, he’s nowhere. So the idea probably was for Pence to…

Her janky nasty bitten nails are the only thing I can see when her hands are in any picture.

Totally!!!

If asked about it he will claim some sort of foot problem which dictates ugly ass shoes. There are plenty of really nice, high quality dress shoes (laces) which can handle your “foot problems”.

Are we great again yet?

“If it walks like a duck....”

Dick Van Dyke is doubly screwed.

If I remember, you can get a backup size for free and their descriptions of fits are quite accurate. Maybe try it for something not too important. Good luck!!

I don’t know, I think Dick as an insult has been around for fucking ever. I know it was around in the 1950s as an insult and that it predates WWII. So a guy in his 70s should definitely know better.

Helllllloooooo, sistah!! I can’t walk by Crack Filler in Home Depot without taking a picture and sending it to all my siblings. We range in age from 55 to 70.

Somewhere in her attic is a portrait of her that never ages.

He keeps going in for surgery, but no amount of Dr. Bucks can hide the evil grin.

Only one K?

Who said anything about offering? She plans to take from the world.

I’m sure the extensive use of fillers helps.

I think I love your superintendent.

More like thre K’s

It’s actually kind of absurd. We’re living in a cartoon now.

He’s always wanted to be his father, but he never will be.

My son works a restaurant job (one of two jobs, and he goes to school). He is an immigrant. In Australia. You never know when “immigrant” is a word that might be applied to someone you love.