Fair enough, they get a pass on all the illusion panels and sequins in the world.

I was literally talking to my husband about just that.

Satan is embarrassed and likely offended you even made the suggestion. Satan has standards and panache. The turds in this punchbowl are all too human. There’s nothing supernatural about these idiots’ transparent ambitions and gleeful hate-mongering.

I agree. But as a side note, it was Gil Scott-Haron. His voice is similar to Hendrix’s, so I can see where you thought it was him.

Only great Americans have farted in the Oval Office. This man does not deserve to fart in the Oval Office.

DEAR GOD. The Residence. Think of how they’ll decorate the residence!

I realized yesterday that they are actually going to LIVE THERE and I hope there are serious rules about what a president can do with the White House. They have terrible taste and we do not need to add the insult of them redecorating to the injury of this election.

Yep. I’m sorry about your mother. I think I can recall from your comments you telling stories about her. She sounds very much like mine.

Calm down, they meant ‘defiling’ to mean me was going to cornhole Melania there first thing. “Defiling” being a puritan type word for sex, i. e. humor.

I know that the First Family often does some redecorating in the residential wing, but do they replace all the furniture? Imagine being the next president having to sleep in a bed that Trump defiled...

You know he’s gonna make Melania do unholy things to him in the Oval Office just so he can brag about it to Howard Stern in 8 4 2 years.

Among many things I hope for, the biggest of them is for someone to reanimate Teddy Roosevelt so he can come back to life, punch Trump right in his cat anus mouth and take over the White House.

Welcome to the modernized Jim Crow Era.

Look at that boss bitch giving her speech and look at those men crying behind her. I’ve never respected her more.

WOW...what a classic experience you have had with this horrible, untreatable character disorder. It’s so terribly toxic and I don’t understand how so many people have let it slide as pure ego.

What if David Bowie was the only thing tethering reality together?

recently i befriended someone who perceives auras and energy stuff, and has visions and whatnot. im incredibly sceptical as a human, but it was very interesting to hear how she perceives the world. she does tarot card readings, but unlike sketchy mediums, though, she doesnt claim to know things concretely and actively…

Shouldn’t we call them “media?”

I saw Derren Brown live and he does the *most* amazing cold reads. He’ll know about people’s childhood dogs were called (and what breed they were), what someone’s grandmother left to them in her will, a funny story about someone’s late uncle’s beloved canary yellow Ford Capri...