Not trying to be flip here, but please. Everyone. Stop dating this guy. For a lot of reasons.

The fact that Trayvon Martin is dead and this dipshit piece of human garbage still gets to walk the earth as a free man will enrage me until the day I die.

I can’t look at that face and not see/hear Jon Stewart’s imitations and send ups. Then I read this and think “he’s not a total a**hole”, OMG.

IIRC the article went on to say that the Republicans had to put in some sort of grace period for repealing Medicaid expansion until whoever was in the White House in 2017 could come up with an alternative to ACA.

I’ll join you there. I kept saying “This is satire, right?...Right?!! It has to be! This cannot be real!” the whole way through the article.

When all else fails...

I know! I clicked on the link waiting to hear what ridiculous thing he followed it up with and .... nothing. It's such a strange feeling.

He’s also not a climate change denier.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

The veggie lasagna sounds delicious. When I make regular lasagna, I do it the Carmella Soprano way and layer leaves of basil under the mozz. It’s amazing.

Well you are defending misogyny (against bad people), so I guess you’re right: that benefits evil.

If someone back in the 40s said, “I hate that Tom Riddle—he’s a fucking mudblood!” and I said, “Hey, shut up with that anti-muggle racism,” that wouldn’t be me defending the Lord Voldemort he turned out to be. Even if I…

the Bush family dumb, is like a TARDIS its bigger on the inside.

Seriously. If you are the relative of two men who have spent 12 years holding the highest office and 8 year as governor and still think you are an outsider than you are a certifiable buffoon or you just haven’t been paying attention. Neither of which are hallmarks of a good president*.

His team is constantly looking for new ways to make him relatable . . . I find it inordinately depressing that some team member(s) thought that getting Jeb! to Perv over Supergirl’s “hotness” would make him relatable. My GOD we’re doomed.

Perhaps Generic Douchebro was actually his given name.... (before the switch?)

Yes but they wish to rename it “The Sea of Glass” in the future.

Ugh, this makes me twitch when I see it. And I’ve seen it on Gawker more than once. It makes me feel sad—have our school systems gotten that bad? I mean, English has many words borrowed from other languages. How is it that so many people no longer understand how to spell those words.

It just means we are both geniuses.

As long as you’re not crunching near me! Because the next thing that will be crunching will be YOUR SKUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

This guy is a jerk. There are very legitimate reasons for disliking Caitlyn Jenner and feeling she is unworthy of being honored, but Smith failed to list any of those reasons.