That’s a tough one. I’ll have to ponder and get back to you.

My mother is a malignant narcissist, and she does the same thing. She will say something one day and then when she changes her mind and says something totally opposite she will adamantly deny ever having said the first thing. Before we stopped dealing with her altogether, my brother and I would audio record her…

Update: Ivanka Trump is a Fucking Liar, Just Like Her Lying Father.

Breaking News: Trump is a Fucking Liar.

The Beverly Hills women seem to have it the most together, style-wise. Not that that’s saying much, but I don’t find myself gasping nearly as much at them as I do the others.

What is going on in this photo?

I totally support this technique, and I think more artists should consider it. A few years ago I met a lawyer who is a total social justice warrior. I was shocked to hear that she works for [an evil corporation]. I asked her how that squares with her life outside of work and if she ever feels conflicted. She happens…

I always thought my family was fine (like middle-class, suburban fine) because my Dad worked in an office and my mother didn’t have a job and we always had stuff. It wasn’t until I had moved out that my parents’ house was foreclosed on and I later found out that they hadn’t paid their income taxes for the 6 years…

Same here. There are 3 different grocery stores around the same distance from my house, plus a Trader Joe’s a few miles further away. I plan where I’m going to shop based on what’s on sale at the 3 different stores. I go to TJ’s for the specific things that are way cheaper there but otherwise it’s very rare that I…

A little to-oo ironic. Yeah I really do think.

That was my favorite tweet of the day.

This, to me, is the most horrifying aspect of the immigration problem, and so few people seem to get it. I know it’s not always the case, but there are people who are running for their lives. The kind of desperation that motivates a person to pick up and leave everything they know and love behind just for the tiny…

Thank you. Dismissing your response was not cool.

No. I’m old, so I can’t stay up that late. ;)

Don’t do that. A lot of people cared, and Obama was criticized soundly when he stepped up deportations.

The Immigration Court backlog (at least in Boston) isn’t going to get any better since Trump’s hiring freeze took effect. One of my law school classmates was just about to be hired for a court clerkship when she was told that she couldn’t have the job because of the hiring freeze. The position she had interviewed for…

Tom and Katie HATE each other. They have no business whatsoever getting married, but they are so codependent that nothing would have stopped the wedding. Tom is probably a nice person, but he is essentially a child who desperately needs to grow up, and Katie is just boiling over with insecurity and resentment. This…

I am a #1 all the way, and Betty Crocker brownie mix is the ONLY brownie mix as far as I’m concerned.

Mr. Green assumes you’ll live with your parents until you find a suitable man to take care of you, so you don’t count.

You’ve discovered my entire IKEA strategy. Brilliant, no?