Yes, by all means. Let’s put one of the people who helped to break the world and is the reason that new financial regulations had to be put in place in charge of financial regulation. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

I once paid $6 for a chocolate bar at Logan. I only forked over the cash because it was a work trip and I was going all the way to LAX and I was going to expense it all anyway. It was delicious, but not $6 delicious.

I have a Twitter account now so that I can troll Trump and Ryan, and so I can get actual information from the Alt-government feeds. It’s childishly satisfying to be able to directly taunt them and tell them how stupid they are.

He is a pasty motherfucker.

I was just about to say that! WTF? They’re not loafers, yet they are dress shoes, so they need laces! Unless he has some sort of fine-motor coordination problem, there is NO EXCUSE for a grown man to be wearing slip-on dress shoes that aren’t loafers.

I had just Oryx and Crake as assigned reading for a class a few years ago. It stands alone pretty well. I (obviously) wanted to read the rest of the trilogy once I finished it, but the first book’s narrative is self-contained enough that it’s not necessary to require all 3. Just FYI for future reference, from a…

I think that this Justin Humphrey motherfucker has mistaken it for a how-to guide. 

What. the. ACTUAL. fuck?

Meanwhile, in the cafeteria at my kid’s high school...

I would not take that bet. Instead, I would use my betting money to pay the first person to publish whatever information those phones have on them. There is no doubt in my mind that someone, somewhere, has hacked into every unsecured server, phone, and email account and has all sorts of information to drop at the…

He always looks greasy and disheveled and just... unwashed. Crusty is the word I’ve been looking for!

That’s my girl!

Someone who wore this lovely ensamble last year.

I would much prefer a grown-ass man named Ricky than Dick. I mean, even Santorum is a Rick, FFS.

You are correct. I bit the bullet and reserved this one:

It amazes me that adult, grown men still allow themselves to be called Dick. Like, we’ve been using that word as slang for decades now. Why haven’t the Richards of the world caught on yet?

Oh, no, my life is the opposite of exciting. This is for an event at my law school that just gives us all an excuse to wear something other than sweatpants and actually leave the house on a Friday night. 

I’ve looked and I found 2 that I think might work, but I’m both picky and oddly-proportioned, so I worry about sizing and not having a backup plan if it doesn’t work. But I’m keeping it in mind as an option.

That looks very cozy. 10/10, would wear.

I need a gown for a gala next month, and the first place I’m going to look for one is Nordstrom. I have my eye on a floor-length beaded Adrianna Papell number that I saw on their website.