There is an “or” there: “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort.”

Other some side-eye and pointed looks at others in the room (the “can you fucking believe this shit?” kind), no one reacted visibly or audibly at the time, but there was A LOT of talk about it after. My class is around 60% women, and since it’s an evening program our average age is 42. Some of my classmates have kids…

Yes. Even when I was 20 pounds lighter and would have felt fine with the idea of showing my stomach, I could never find a bikini top that fit properly and was sufficiently supportive.

*crosses fingers* let’s hope so.

Bonus points for a skirt bottom. My thighs ain’t what they used to be...

I could go that route, but I like to get some sun, so I don’t want to be totally covered up. My kid, however, totally rocks the rashie/bikini combo.

Tee hee hee. I wish I’d thought of that!

Fun fact: one of my law school classmates wore that exact shirt to class last semester. It simultaneously filled me with rage and made me feel terribly sorry for her. She is about 10 years younger than the average age of the class and is seen by some of us old people as incredibly naive and sheltered. I’ve decided…

Those of us who don’t feel comfortable enough for a bikini but have weird proportions that make any other kind of bathing suit nearly impossible will be forever grateful for the invention of the tankini. You can pry my Land’s End bra-size tankini tops from my cold, dead hands.

My wife and I looked at each other and simultaneously sobbed “Uncle Joe!”

If Trump colluded with Russia in order to get elected and to advance Russian interests, that definitely falls under “adhering to their enemies, giving and and comfort.”

I completely respect and understand where you’re coming from.

I totally hear you, and in the vast majority of cases I agree completely. But I also think that there are some crimes that, when proven beyond even a shadow of a doubt to have been committed by someone with not even the slightest inclination toward remorse, are egregious enough that death is the only just penalty. The…

Truly. Ewwwwwwww!

He’s good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like him.

I’m glad you said this before me. I assumed it’s because I’m a Yankee, but listening to that drawly Alabama accent of his makes me stabby.

Thank you for pointing this out. I am in my early 40s and can think of several kids I grew up with who were described by adults as “not right” in some way. Looking back at their combination of social, behavioral, and cognitive issues, I’d be willing to bet that most of them would be on the autism spectrum if they were…

The website’s name is totally a missed opportunity.

But if women have access to birth control and STD treatment, how will we be punished for being filthy sluts?

Truly. Few things incite as much rage as hearing men talk about abortion. I want to tell them all to sit down and STFU.