I don’t even like to watch boxing on TV, but I would pay a lot of money to watch Kellyanne and Harry in a pay-per-view cage match.

Kellyanne Conway made a name for herself by telling women that feminism is bad for them. But thanks for the mansplaination, brother-in-law dude.

Yes. It is. I know this because I’ve been told so by approximately eleventy billion people, at least half of whom are women.

I know. The irony... I’ve just reached a point of saturation, and I’m really pissed off right now. I’ll move on to the next stage soon enough, but I’m just (for once in my life) riding the wave and seeing where it takes me.

ETA (if I could) I get why he’s not. I’m, just saying that if he did, I wouldn’t blame him for a millisecond. Obama owes Trump NOTHING. Being the better person is what good people do, but bad people often mistake goodness for being a sucker, and I for one am SO TIRED of being treated like a sucker.

Why should Obama waste even one second of his precious time schooling this fuckwit on how to do his job? Fuck that shit. Fuck being the bigger person. Fuck “doing what’s right.” Fuck being nice. Fuck all of it. Obama would be 1000% justified in walking out the door on 1/20/17, taking everything that’s his (including…

If leader = man, then yes.

This is the garbled nonsense who has NO RIGHTFUL CLUE how the branches of the federal government work, what their respective powers are, and how a bill becomes a law.

This probably won’t happen to the White House (it IS the right color, after all, if nothing else...) but what probably will happen is that he’ll bulldoze Michelle’s garden just for the fun of it and because he can.

There are little pockets of them here, but there are enough of us that all it usually takes is a good, long stare to get them to STFU and reevaluate their life choices.

I like their sparkles :)

One of my friends did a fellowship with Dr. Carson a few decades ago and she literally believes that he has had a stroke or some other kind of brain injury since that time.

Correction to your correction: unless you are a professional or Olympic figure skater.

For the first time ever in my life, I had a thought on Wednesday that I should consider buying a gun. I am generally anti-gun, but the fear and uncertainty that I feel right now is such that this actually seemed like a good idea.

I got rid of my mother for good last year after there was a significant uptick in her awful behavior. There were several last straws, really, but the incident that also made my daughter decide she was all done was when she referred to one of my daughter’s friends as a “Dorchester darkie.” Something about having seen…

I am eating everything that doesn’t move faster than me, posting expletive-laden rants on Facebook, napping on the couch, playing fetch with one of my cats, and trying not to cry in public.

No. I think the same. He’ll either “commute” to and from TT or hole up at his hotel in D.C.

I think the results of this election have shown that “undecided” = “voting for Trump but too embarrassed to say so.”

Is Satan unavailable, or is he going to continue his behind-the-scenes role?

I actually think the worst is that he’s a lazy half-wit with untreated ADHD, poor impulse control, and the temperament of an overtired toddler.