Personally, I pair my gummy bears with Grey Goose.

Bridget and Mary Jo are so underrated. The short they did about periods had me howling.

Rookie mistake. Next time show up dressed like this:

Rick Moody, The Diviners. Want someone worse than Franzen? Moody is your man.

Or, ugh, the worst: Robert Jordan. TEACUPS. TEACUPS BODICES AND BRAIDS AUUUUUUGH

I just read that book and actually, it’s really good. It’s called The Diviners, by Rick Moody.

If it weren’t set in LA, I’d think surely you were talking about George R.R. Martin.

Sounds like Franzen. He can spend pages on describing some fucking lint on his shirt. (that’s a made-up example)

I read a bunch of those - until where Kennedy and Willow go forward in time, I think - but I found them unsatisfying compared to the show. :(

friend. that is not just a pet peeve, it is a moral fucking outrage.

As a Native woman, I would say that the issue is not that she included Native Americans in these stories (and no, it’s not cultural appropriation to simply mention us as I’ve seen people saying here). One issue is that she appropriated a specific story that is sacred to a particular tribe and not to be used by…

Gary works.

Oh, bless their hearts.

Of course he died. DJ “played by Candance Cameron” Tanner can’t simply divorce a man. What would Jesus say.

I think next year I’ll go even further and do one of those dreaded “YEAR IN REVIEW” newsletters, only none of it will be true, it will all be shit that they *think* we do since we are obvious pieces of shit that probably sacrifice animals to Satan and whatnot.

Exactly^

She’s bad, but she isn’t the worst guest ever, that honor(?) goes to my cousin’s estranged father who insisted on hitting on 17 year old me and then decided that the only reason I wasn’t reciprocating was because I was obviously dating the guy next to me, my other cousin, his estranged ex step son, who he didn't…

That’s what the other idiot clerk from the state suggested as well. And someone commented here that it’s always wise to offer the state a way to do your state job at a much cheaper price and in a more convenient way.

I know people like to hate on her, but that’s a really terrible thing to go through, and I hope she’ll be OK. I know she and Kanye talked about having a big family, so this must be extremely difficult for her.

The Mysterious Hooded Figures can do whatever they like. Because I am not thinking about them or the fact of their existence at all. What dog park? What meat? What Hooded Figures? What is that buzzing?