Preferably repeatedly with a good rhythm.

The dingo ate the doggie.

And without her, I’d never have gotten a painting of my take on the Captain Marvel costume or made a great friend in the process!

I wish I could hug you. I’m slowly separating from my mother right now, and I know how difficult it is. How far I’ll go from her, I don’t know, but when I called on mother’s day, she seemed disinterested in my well wishes and rushed me off the phone with no explanation. Usually, we talk for at least a few minutes, and…

It’s been a year since this posted, but it’s the first time I’m seeing it, and it couldn’t have popped up at a better time. I’m currently working with a therapist to first unpack all the harm my mother has done me (turns out it’s a lot), and then to decide the best route forward. Right now, I’m limiting conversations…

THANK YOU. I was reading straight down on comments and there’s so much apologizing for Matthews being gross and blaming Melina because somehow her marriage to Trump means it’s okay for people to ignore that she was just super objectified and disrespected.

It’s super weird. “Oh, boy, I hope this isn’t another [FAMOUS CASE].” I mean, I don’t expect SVU to be anything resembling actual L&O, but the references just kill me.

I have accepted I’m going to laugh at this, and that’s just how it’s going to be. The overall feel of the men in the movie and how they are (broingly) trying to help their friend is why I like the movie.

I have a rule that if they namedrop the case they’re referencing, I pause and pour myself a glass of wine because it’s gonna be a shitshow.

Watching Midnight in Paris was my final straw with Woody Allen. There was literally nothing likeable about McAdams’s character. She existed to be a ball-busting shrew to justify Owen Wilson running off with the other woman. I came out of that movie fucking incensed and ranting and refuse to watch anything else he…

With you on this, though I love JLD so much, I find those Old Navy commercials hilarious. I am part of the problem.

I think it’s part of his massive bulk up for Baywatch. He has potato face. Channing Tatum is generally super ripped and has the same thing.

Honest getting sued is almost a drinking game at this point. Does Jessica Alba break through my wall and tackle me if I drink non-organic, not-locally sourced coffee that actually has caffeine in it?

I was 100% Team Bertha and Team Jane Leave His Stupid Ass and Stay Gone when I read it. The amount Rorchester (sp?) lied to Jane about what was happening and literally was willing to crash her reputation by marrying her while he was still married to Bertha made me hate him. Even after he got all contractually…

Yeah, but the two day sugar coma will let you catch up on your sleep.

It always tasted like cheap coffee and grit to me. Had a friend who swore by it, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have taste buds.

I remember the first time I found an RC Cola in PDX. I’m from down south where it’s pretty common, and I just stared before muttering, “hipsters,” under my breath like I was cursing them. Which isn’t fair because I like RC, but I know why it’s on shelves.

Cultural Relativism and a staunch refusal to think about why people don’t have the capacity after being violently assaulted to immediately turn around and file a report at a place where they may be talked out of the charge because “well, you were drunk.” Okay. You just enjoy yourself over here.

I’m sure all the infant to 12 year olds getting molested by family members will totally be in a place to do this ridiculous thing you’re demanding.

That sounds like wonderful catharsis. Good for you!