Granny Goodness, Frau Totenkinder, AND La Dama on the same list of baddies? It's like evil Christmas!

I think it speaks to how badly this thing was organized that I'm pretty active on tumblr and involved in a couple of these fandoms and literally heard NOTHING about it until it all went to shit.

He has a tumblr, so I guess they thought since he has a tumblr, he would understand their pain at being at a badly organized hot mess and somehow magically make it better.

I need this immediately. I need it so much. And then I need Rifftrax to get hold of it.

Well, this news just drastically improved my week.

I need the second version. I need it so much.

I feel like that says everything you need to know about the interviewer. Like, why is it so important she doesn't know the fake bands names? Why would it be important for her to know actual bands you know? It feels like "makes me like her" really means "She validated how clever I think I am."

Thank you for putting quotes around "selfish" because I've gotten that one so many times. "Oh, you're just being selfish!" "Yup!" [crickets] [more crickets] Because I'm supposed to feel bad to know that I'd rather spend my time on me than on a child? There's also the variation of "I'm glad you're not having kids!" "Me…

Pho is the nectar of the gods and how dare you. Also, I am impressed you don't consider it a meal because I can't find a single place that will serve less than 32 ounces at a time, so it's always a meal for me.

I...I might need to eat that. Or at least buy a cheesecake, cut it in half, cover it in salty junk food and chocolate sauce and then eat THAT.

"Why didn't you answer whore" is the perfect encapsulation of dudes who expect to get their dick touched and think not getting it touched makes a woman easy.

I noticed ModCloth was doing a lot of plus sizes the last time I visited, and I got super-excited for friends who I know will look great in their clothes. And then I felt bummed because I was excited because, wow, what's that say about the state of it all? Then, I lusted after shoes for an hour and felt better.

I hit 'cancel' on that Kinja because I couldn't get all my thoughts together. What the hell.

Good for her for choosing to fight so hard for what she believes.

My god, it's like having ten pounds of fat attached to my chest is a total annoyance! Okay, maybe not 10, but they're Es, and I'm small-framed, so probably like 8. And I get panic attacky if my bra presses down too tight, so bras are sometimes a problem. I swear, one of these days, I'm just gonna get rid of them.

Basically me. But we did not get the pirouettes while she talked shit to her grandmother, and that was AMAZING in the book. I will say, for Lifetime, it was so much fun.

And now, I sing the song of my people. "Awww, dude, I LIKED YOU. YOU FUCKING FUCK."

This is so hilarious because I discovered I & D because of my mother-in-law. Who is sweet as can be. And a nurse. DUN DUN DUN

YES OMG. I CAN TOTALLY DISCUSS THIS. I haven't watched all of them, but holy shit do I want to. There's an entire show dedicated to southern murders. I MEAN COME ON. I'M ONLY ONE WOMAN.

The only reason I have a name for a chiropractor is because it came from a friend who understands there are good chiropractics and there are quacks. But, seriously, until then, when a name got thrown out, I'd just ignore it because the person offering it wasn't someone I really knew, so I didn't trust the rec.